July 18, 2007

Men in Drag

I'm off this weekend for points west to embrace Glasgowlands. I work with a fella who is in a pipe band and I like to support him when I can. And anyway, I have a thing for kilted fellas performing feats of athletic heroics... Especially giant ones lobbing heavy crap across a field.



In truth, I'm attending this event for the most part to objectify men. Does that make me sleazy?



Imagine grunting and the sound of flesh colliding...



I'm a tomboy. I've managed to pull it off whilst wearing skirts and boots. I'm that girl. These big fellas don their kilts and carry on in athletics, work, and day to day activities. It's interesting to see how the harder sex handles keeping their modesty intact without being a wallflower.



I'd say not quite as gracefully as a tomboy in a skirt and boots.

I don't care if men talk to my bosoms (I've never really understood why women get bothered with this... Boobies are mesmerizing. Cover 'em up if you don't like the attention.) as long as they don't mind that I objectify strapping young fellas. At times, I love being middle aged. You get away with so much.

22 comments:

Kate Isis said...

can i order the guy in pic number 2. i'd love to objectify him. yummy.

Art said...

He-he. Nothing like a man in skirt, eh?

ellie said...

I could happily die being crushed between the thighs in the final picture. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fresh Hell said...

Kate~ If you like the way that guy looks, I highly recomend visiting Hot Jocks. Holy hottie Batman! It's like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Eddition, except that it's interesting. Hubba hubba!

Art~ You may have noticed... I'm a little bit 'wrong' that way.

Ellie~ Totally know what you mean. You head on over to the above link as well. (sigh) It's nice when the fellas take care of their bodies for our viewing pleasure.

dive said...

This is definitely becoming one of the hottest gay porn sites on the net, Fresh.

Fresh Hell said...

Dive~ Heh! I'm just going through a... not enough man in the world... period. It's like spring fever, but in the sticky heat of the summer.

I hope some of the gay boys appreciate the research I do for them!

Andraste said...

You hit the nail on the head with this post, hell. Jaysis! I LOVE men in kilts, throwing huge heavy things across a field. Sweet mother of all, I do, I do...

savannah said...

damn, sugar...i mean...sweet heaven above me!!! and me without my man for three months!!! where's that link again?

Fresh Hell said...

Andraste, Savannah~ You're welcome.

Now get your paws out of your panties you dirty birdies!

ellie said...

PMSL @ dirty birdies!

ellie said...

I ony came back to read te comments ..... honest!

Fresh Hell said...

Yeah, sure... Just like Savanna and Andraste, you are... Dirty dirty girl. (entirely unlike me though!)

Jocelyn said...

It doesn't mean you're sleazy.

It just means you're shallow.

Nummy boys.

ellie said...

You are way beyond dirty ...you hang out with the drilling gang. We are innocents in your shadow!

Dear Prudence said...

Hey Fresh, where are the games? usually they are up in my neck of the woods but I haven't heard about them so far this summer! I love men is skirts..

Fresh Hell said...

Jocelyn~ I think I can live with shallow. ;)

Ellie~ You aren't fooling anyone! Miss-Ellie-anything-but-innocent!

Prudence~ This event is being held at Look Park in Norhtampton. Its a big'un! I know they have a bunch in NH. I went to one last year in Jaffrey. I'll ask my piper colleague if any are coming up in the Granite State.

Something about a man in a kilt...

savannah said...

gawd, we are so much alike, ladies ;)

(i had to read the comments, too)

Eddie Waring said...

Chucking big logs and heavy metal objects across fields isn't easy. I grant you that. Catching the fuckers, that's what the real hard men do.

Manuel said...

"enter the hagis?" oh errrr

Fresh Hell said...

Oh, C'mon Eddie, they aren't that hard to catch!

Manuel~ Enter the Hagis was actually pretty good... or I'd had a few drinks by the time they went on...

Rich said...

where's old knuddie on this one - we all know he likes men in skirts.

Fresh Hell said...

I know... it's kind of odd that he hasn't weighed in. I must have irked him somehow.