February 10, 2007

Be Right Back

I'm currently on vacation at "The Dark Place".

Mama always told me to "shut the hell up if you don't have anything worthwhile to say." And since at The Dark Place, all I hear in my head is this: I hate my life and my career and everything about both. The only good thing I have in my life is my family. And that consists of my sister and niece across the state and various aunts and uncles strewn about the country.

I'm going to take mom's advice and get back to y'all when I have something pleasant or at least entertaining to share.

Respectfully submitted from the gates of hell.

8 comments:

Eddie Waring said...

I wish there was something I could write to help. I don't know why. I don't even know you. Don't stay away too long.

AliBlahBlah said...

You have some kick-arse friends too you know, and you make a mean peanut brittle. Probably doesn't help, but please don't stop writing, it can be very cathartic and plus you're a bloody good writer. Maybe you just need a dose of CA sunshine and fifty margaritas - we'd be happy to supply both.

Besides, nobody wants happy happy sunshine blogs. If they did they'd read mine, which they don't. Barstards.

dive said...

Hang in there, FH.
Never mind pleasant or entertaining; it's not so much the writing as the writer we care about. But without your writing it's pretty cold and boring out here, so make this a short vacation, okay?

Lambent said...

You rock.

EmmaK said...

I kind of miss you already...and I don't even know you. Come back soon?

Jocelyn said...

You are a "bloody good writer." I don't know enough about you to say more, but do know there are those of us out here who miss your presence. And a blog is a great place to stick your darkness, if you ask me.

Old Knudsen said...

Ah a fellow sufferer. I copy my hero Churchill and call mine 'my black dog' I try to live to please myself to avoid it, "is my post funny? will they like it?" then I say "fuck em I liked it".

Fresh Hell said...

Thanks to you all for your kind words. I am the proverbial dung beetle and I'm pulling my shit together to come back from my sadly pathetic little "vacation". I'm dusting off my boxing gloves and I promise to come out of this swinging hard so hang on... the tales of my misadventures aren't done.